Don't be so damn paranoid.
They're not out to get you.

They're out to get all of us.

Get your Real ID today.  It's not just a good idea, it's the law.
 (punishable by death by unga bunga)

"Your paperz pleez" will never be asked again with your wonderful new ID chip implant.  Avoid the long security checks at airports, buses, federal buildings, courthouses, (coming soon: gas stations and grocery stores).  Get yours today, keep Amerika free and secure.  With the new chip you can be safe knowing your every move is recorded.



Two old Bedouin proverbs go like this:

"The camel's nose."
Tie down your camel carefully. Because if you leave your camel loose, he will poke his nose under your tent. Once his nose is under the tent, the rest of the camel is sure to follow.

"The complacent frog."
If you put a frog in a pan of cold water and slowly heat the water, the frog will be boiled alive before he realizes it.

Your own civil liberties are no better than those civil liberties granted to any  potential terrorist. 

If this was the goal of Bin Laden, then he has won.  He has restricted our liberty and we demanded it.